Proctologist

I never understood why people go into certain professions and specialities. It may sound like an ignorant statement but why are there male gynecologists? I just don't get why guys would want to look at beavers all day long. I don't want some guy looking down there as much as I want to look at his endowments (Ha, endowments...funny.) And don't think I'm just saying that guys are perverted, because I don't get why there are women who are andrologists either. Although, there are way more male gynecologists than there are female andrologists. It's also really weird to want to look at assholes all day.

"Let's see I'm in my 7th year of med school and it's time for me to pick a special field...well...I've always had that anal fetish..."

Just my random thought of the day.

Ari W.

Die Teddy Die!

What ever happened to compassion? Not too long ago I was at the Astor Place train station on the east side of Manhattan (around the vicinity of NYU). I noticed an elderly woman (around 40 or so). As we're walking down the stairs she begins to trip, and falls down the stairs descending into hell and lands flat on her face. The reaction from the onlookers...wait...there were no onlookers because her fall hardly drew a response from anyone. That's right! I remember now. Everyone just kind of stepped over her and continued in the frenzy we know as rush hour. I'll repeat that again in case you didn't catch it. THEY STEPPED OVER HER. And those who didn't step over her, zigzagged their way around her. After all, the train was coming! It's not like another train would have come to the station in another five minutes. About myself and two other people actually extended themselves to help her and ask her if she was alright. Apparently, something was wrong with us. Shouldn't we have been in a rush to get home...after all it was a new york city rush hour. Oh what the hell, Die Teddy Die!

Ari W.